If you practice the only tried and true cure for the hangover - abstinence - read on only for your own personal amusement -
If you're not so pure - the "cure" is - water - Water - WATER - before - Before - BEFORE - rolling over in bed - calling it a night - at least one 12 oz glass - the more you drink - the less the hangover -
If you refuse to believe in the simplicity of H20 - read - choose - "enjoy" this modest collection of hangover "cures" from around the world -
- Raw fruits or having a fresh "and" crunchy fruit salad...
- Honey....
- Ginger tea plus juice of one orange, 1/2 lemon and 1/2 cup honey....
- Spicy beef-blood soup via Korea -
- Yogurt & Garlic via Turkey -
- Pickle Juice via Poland -
- Pickled herring via Germany -
- Vegemite via Australia -
- Tripe soup via Mexico -
- Suffocate eels in wine or substitute green frogs via Elizabethan England -
- Raw owl's eggs via Pliny the Elder (Rome) -
- Warm milk with dash of soot via 19th Century England -
- Place sock containing two tennis balls in hollows on either side of neck at base of hairline....
- Cognac plus white wine plus cinnamon sticks plus tonic water -
- Sauerkraut (chunks) or sauerkraut juice mixed with tomato juice or sauerkraut hangover soup (see recipe)
Local Cures
- IV drip administered by famous transplant surgeon -
- Death via Robert Benchley -
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