Deep Fried Turkey Warning

• Don't Cook Indoors - you can burn down you house - 
• Don't Cook On A Wooden Deck - you can burn down your house - 
• Don't Cook Alone - lifting the turkey into and out of the boiling oil is much harder than it looks - 
• Don't Cook Barefoot - wear heavy shoes - one splash of boiling peanut oil will burn like hell - 
• Don't Brine The Turkey - a wet bird in boiling oil will explode - 
• Enjoy Yourself - Enjoy Your Thanksgiving -  Drink A Pinot -